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Gove announces all 13-18 year olds to attend Eton
Imagine a whole generation just like these two. At a press conference yesterday Michael Gove shared with reporters what he called ‘the pinnacle’ of his education reforms by announcing that from...
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Government bans maths
Soon to be as unfathomable as Nick Clegg’s purpose. David Cameron has announced at a press conference that the government has made maths illegal. “We looked at what was best for Britain, what would...
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Surprise on the High Street as Eton College starts chugging
Chuggers: their vision is based on movement. Stay very still and they won’t spot you. There was surprise on Harold’s High Street this morning when chuggers arrived not to raise money for charities that...
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Eton College threatened by floods: Environment Agency’s resources suddenly...
A playing field at Eton: more important than you, your families or your homes could ever be to this government As the Thames bursts its banks and parts of Berkshire flooded the Environment Agency swung...
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Boris’ plan to remove radicalised children backfires as Eton’s raided
Boris Johnson’s plans to have radicalised children removed from their home seems to have backfired when social workers began taking children out of his old school, Eton. The Mayor of London said the...
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‘Want to get on? Then get a head start.’ Cameron tells youngsters
Not handed to me on just any old plate. It was solid silver, half an inch thick and this big Poor qualifications may mean British youngsters losing out on jobs, fears the Prime Minister. “My own...
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